I think if everyone lived within their means. . .
. . . no one would default on their mortgage
. . . no one would have bad credit
. . . no one would need a government bail-out
. . . no one would vote for Barack Obama (cool your jets Obamaites - j/k)
. . . no one would listen to Clark Howard
. . . and no one would walk out their backdoor and fall into their pool?
Unfortunately, this poor fool is our neighbor. Getting a pool to dress up your ugly, cheap house probably sounded like a really good idea . . . at first.